“ To be or not to be? That is the question!
Me. Someone stole it and put it in a horribly innaccurate play about my friend. I said this after one too many flagons of mead at a tavern in London. Also, the same turd who stole my quip based a character in a play on me, too. His character was called Caliban and it’s absurd because I have never even been to Bermuda.
