May 2010
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Phantom and Pat, Live at 5:00 EST →
streeter: collegehumor: Pat and Phantom are back again today at 5, chatting about history, Phantom’s nemesis Reginald Thackaway, and what’s new in the news. Plus one of Pat’s famous stories and calls from viewers.  Tune in from 5-6, EST. It’s True!  Let’s see if Pat can actually bore someone to death today with another fascinating story about growing up in the rust belt. 
May 4th
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April 2010
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Phantom and Pat LIVE at 5 PM EST →
streeter: Phantom and Pat discuss Treme, Phantom’s bone collection and another one of Pat’s famous stories.  Live from 5 - 6 PM EST at http://www.collegehumor.com/livecast You’re not going to want to miss this one.  I don’t bring my bones to work every day, you know…
Apr 27th
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streeter: collegehumor: Streeter Theeter: Phantom of the Catacomb Come into Phantom’s house for the grand tour.  Just don’t touch anything.  Especially none of the amulets.  They often turn people to stone or whetever.  Phantom was particularly excited that he remembered how to play that song at the end of the video. “Behold My Dwelling” is a new show I’m pitching to...
Apr 26th
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March 2010
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Mar 1st
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February 2010
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streeter: Only a few tickets left.  Get ‘em now! Come see my first, and possibly last, hosting gig.  CH Offline, February 18th, doors at 8, show at 9.  NO GREEKS ALLOWED!
Feb 11th
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January 2010
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streeter: Streeter Theeter: Phantom of the Brainstorm Phantom pitches some his better T-Shirt ideas.  BTW, you can follow Phantom on Twitter and Tumblr.  And until his shirt ideas get made, maybe you could pick up a Phantom BustedTee? Streeter speaks the truth!
Jan 19th
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December 2009
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Dan Meth animated some of my past adventures…
Dec 9th
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November 2009
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Nov 16th
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Nov 16th
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October 2009
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Oct 26th
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Oct 12th
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The Phantom of the Opera Suffers From Autism →
I knew there was something amiss about that strange man.  I’m just quirky, he’s got a serious condition. Don’t look me in the eye either, though.
Oct 9th
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September 2009
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Part 2 of my encounter with the strangest witch I’ve ever met.  And I’ve met (and burned) some strange witches
Sep 23rd
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Check me out!  I met a witch at work!
Sep 21st
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Sep 1st
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July 2009
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Jul 28th
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Jul 26th
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Oh snap!  I have a new video out!  Thanks to the NJ Jackals for letting me whip some fire at their catcher.
Jul 23rd
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Jul 10th
I'm Going to a Baseball Game! →
Jul 7th
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Jul 1st
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June 2009
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My Bad... →
Jun 27th
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“To be or not to be? That is the question!”
– Me.  Someone stole it and put it in a horribly innaccurate play about my friend.  I said this after one too many flagons of mead at a tavern in London.  Also, the same turd who stole my quip based a character in a play on me, too.  His character was called Caliban and it’s absurd because I...
Jun 25th
Jun 19th
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Gag me with a spoon!  I’ve made a new video!
Jun 18th
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Jun 16th
My Bad... →
Jun 16th
Jun 12th
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Jun 10th
Whoopsie Daisies... →
Jun 4th
“How dare you, sir?! How dare you?! I am a well-monyed first son of Bavaria! I...”
–  Baron Von Teusch, the former occupant of the castle I lived in from 1522-1689
Jun 3rd
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My Bad... →
Jun 1st
Jun 1st
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Jun 1st
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May 2009
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May 31st
May 31st
I Feel Bad
I started this AS A JOKE way back when and now people take it seriously.  Though they do have Geronimo’s skull, which I should very much like to add to my collection.
May 31st
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Cat Recipes →
You gotta eat! Unless you’re me.  In which case food offers neither comfort nor sustinence.  ‘Tis merely an act meant to keep some ties to my former humanity unbroken.
May 31st
“Please…No…Please, sir! Unhand her! I know you not! Begone, sir! ...”
–  My first Father-in-Law
May 31st
May 31st
May 31st
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